Table of Contents Foreword & Acknowledgments Spring The Pump Out (read the story) The Designer Flock Why Does the Turtle Cross the Road? The Birds Eye Garden The Myotonic Goatherd The Dinky Sheep Bully Goats Gruff  Summer Babe Moments - Golden and True Sheila's Mouse Recycling Fish Fishing with My Boy Wally Karma Chameleon The Garbage Gestapo Fred's War Autumn "Just Stuff" The Cameron Fence Small Town News Police Beat Age in a Vacuum The Taliban Mink (read the story) Winter Osama Bin Cluckin Meets His Match Wally Ballys The Easy Christmas Tree Route Secrets Always on Sunday This Little Squirrel Battles Winter